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  • City Council Does Job

    City Council Does Job

    UPTOWN — Charlotte City Council reportedly completed the basic responsibilities associated with its position on Monday evening. Witnesses described scenes of confusion and cautious optimism after elected officials voted to reverse course on the controversial I-77 South toll lane proposal following roughly two years of sustained public opposition, repeated criticism, and several thousand identical comments…

  • NCDOT Solicits Community Feedback On Which Private Equity Firm Should Fuck Over Charlotte

    NCDOT Solicits Community Feedback On Which Private Equity Firm Should Fuck Over Charlotte

    UPTOWN — Amid ongoing controversy over proposed changes to the I-77 corridor, Charlotte City Council says it is working with NCDOT to gather community input on which multi-billion-dollar private equity firm residents would most prefer to be systematically exploited by over the next thirty years. The project, a $3.2 billion “double-decker” toll expansion through Uptown…

  • Duke Energy CEO Asks To Borrow Your Netflix Password

    Duke Energy CEO Asks To Borrow Your Netflix Password

    UPTOWN — Duke Energy CEO Harry Sideris reportedly knocked on the front door of a local Dilworth residence Tuesday evening to ask if he could “borrow the Netflix password for just, like, an hour.” The request comes as part of Duke’s new “Community-Based Shared Resources Initiative,” a strategic pivot from traditional utility management to what…