Waymo Apologizes After Fleet Learns To Drive Like Charlotte Residents
SOUTH END — Waymo issued a formal apology to the city of Charlotte after dozens of its driverless vehicles beached themselves on the LYNX Blue Line light rail tracks on…
Historic Neighborhood Preserved By $850,000 Rectangle
OPTIMIST PARK — A towering, matte-black polygon on N. Caldwell Street in Optimist Park is officially preserving the community's character, according to local realtors. "We are thrilled to honor the…
City Council Does Job
UPTOWN — Charlotte City Council reportedly completed the basic responsibilities associated with its position on Monday evening. Witnesses described scenes of confusion and cautious optimism after elected officials voted to…
Empress Vi Vacates The Throne, Unleashing A War Of Succession Between 35 Sons
CITY HALL — Four months after stunning the realm by donning the Imperial Mianfu, Empress Vi has officially relinquished the Dragon Throne, triggering an immediate, violent descent into a Warring…
Local Man Just Relieved He Doesn’t Live In South Carolina
PLAZA MIDWOOD — After reading yet another headline involving alligators, a car chase, and a…
Opinion: What the Fuck Is That One Sculpture in Uptown Supposed to Be? 5 Ideas
UPTOWN — Every time I pass this thing, I have to ask myself: What the…
As Earth Explodes, Axios Charlotte Releases List of Top 10 New Breweries to Check Out
CHARLOTTE — Despite Earth’s catastrophic explosion on Wednesday, Axios Charlotte remained undeterred, publishing yet another…