Duke Energy CEO Asks To Borrow Your Netflix Password
UPTOWN — Duke Energy CEO Harry Sideris reportedly knocked on the front door of a local Dilworth residence Tuesday evening to ask if he could “borrow the Netflix password for…
U.S. Adds Preferred Parking To List Of Global Terrorist Organizations
UPTOWN — The U.S. Department of State formally added the Charlotte-based company Preferred Parking to its official list of Foreign Terrorist Organizations on Monday, citing decades of “coordinated psychological warfare”…
Nincompoops On Pedal Pub Under False Impression Everyone Else Loving This
SOUTH END — A group of coworkers on a pedal pub crawling down N. Tryon Street was seen reveling in feelings of amusement which they mistakenly believed were shared by…
All Topgolf Nets To Be Removed Following Updated Building Code
STEELE CREEK — City Council on Thursday voted 11–0 to remove all Topgolf nets following sustained input from Dilworth residents, who argued the Steele Creek structures—despite being invisible from their…
Local Man Just Relieved He Doesn’t Live In South Carolina
PLAZA MIDWOOD — After reading yet another headline involving alligators, a car chase, and a…
Opinion: What the Fuck Is That One Sculpture in Uptown Supposed to Be? 5 Ideas
UPTOWN — Every time I pass this thing, I have to ask myself: What the…
As Earth Explodes, Axios Charlotte Releases List of Top 10 New Breweries to Check Out
CHARLOTTE — Despite Earth’s catastrophic explosion on Wednesday, Axios Charlotte remained undeterred, publishing yet another…