Neese’s Liver Pudding Brick Appointed Interim Mayor of Charlotte
UPTOWN — The Charlotte City Council voted unanimously Wednesday night to appoint a raw, 16-ounce Neese’s Liver Pudding Brick as the city's next interim mayor. The gray, slate-colored rectangle—celebrated by…
Everyone On Rail Trail Hotter And Happier Than You
SOUTH END —A new study confirmed that every single person jogging on the Charlotte Rail Trail is significantly more attractive, wealthy, and emotionally fulfilled than you are. The research revealed…
Waymo Apologizes After Fleet Learns To Drive Like Charlotte Residents
SOUTH END — Waymo issued a formal apology to the city of Charlotte after dozens of its driverless vehicles beached themselves on the LYNX Blue Line light rail tracks on…
Historic Neighborhood Preserved By $850,000 Rectangle
OPTIMIST PARK — A towering, matte-black polygon on N. Caldwell Street in Optimist Park is officially preserving the community's character, according to local realtors. "We are thrilled to honor the…
Local Man Just Relieved He Doesn’t Live In South Carolina
PLAZA MIDWOOD — After reading yet another headline involving alligators, a car chase, and a…
Opinion: What the Fuck Is That One Sculpture in Uptown Supposed to Be? 5 Ideas
UPTOWN — Every time I pass this thing, I have to ask myself: What the…
As Earth Explodes, Axios Charlotte Releases List of Top 10 New Breweries to Check Out
CHARLOTTE — Despite Earth’s catastrophic explosion on Wednesday, Axios Charlotte remained undeterred, publishing yet another…