6 Date Ideas In Charlotte On A Friday Night
Looking for romance in the Queen City? Whether it’s thrills, overpriced cocktails, or narrowly avoiding […]
Dude In Truck Tailgating You On I-77 Just Wants To Feel Seen
I-77 — The guy in the lifted F-150 riding your bumper, blinding you with his […]
God: Man Yelling ‘Jesus Saves’ In Uptown Ranks Among My Most Annoying Creations
UPTOWN — On Friday, God announced that, among all His creations since the dawn of […]
Thom Tillis Seen Wiping Ass With Stack Of Letters From Concerned Constituents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what political analysts are calling “the most honest moment of his […]
Panhandler On N Tryon Knows You See Them Standing There
EVERY INTERSECTION ON N TRYON SREET — A panhandler on N Tryon Street today confirmed […]
Nissan Altima Decepticon Seen Terrorizing Charlotte Citizens, Wreaks Death And Hellfire Upon City
UPTOWN — Uptown Charlotte was thrown into chaos this morning as a Decepticon—a sentient cybernetic […]
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