Migratory Warbler Pissed That Charlotte’s Low Cost of Living Turned Out to Be a Lie
NODA – A migratory yellow-rumped warbler is pissed after realizing Charlotte’s so-called “affordable cost of […]
Huge Loser Just Paid $20 For A Shot In South End
SOUTH END — A South End man was reportedly seen paying $20 for a single […]
Lynx Train Will Now Incinerate All Cars Blocking Its Path, Vowing To Leave “Nothing But Ashes” In Its Wake
UPTOWN — The Charlotte Area Transit System (CATS) announced on Sunday that Charlotte’s Lynx Blue […]
Uptown To Be Replaced By Giant, 30-Story High Pile Of Abandoned Lime Scooters
UPTOWN — The Charlotte City Council voted on Thursday to adorn the city skyline with […]
‘Nothing To Do Here’, Says Charlotte Local Who Never Leaves Room
UNIVERSITY — A University man, who the Charlotten was able to snag for an interview […]
Charlotte City Council Votes Unanimously To Increase Radiance of Truist Building By 10,000 Lumens
UPTOWN – In a stunning display of unity, the Charlotte City Council voted unanimously last […]
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