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CATS CEO Gently Reminds People Not To Stab Each Other
UPTOWN — Amid another stabbing on the Blue Line last week, CATS CEO Brent Cagle held a press conference Tuesday to gently remind riders not to stab each other.…
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Clueless Sycamore Patron Wondering If Place “Usually This Quiet”
Clueless Sycamore Patron Wondering If Place “Usually This Quiet”
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Charlotte Drivers Somehow Even Worse At Operating Grocery Carts
UPTOWN — Charlotte officials confirmed Thursday that the same people who can’t merge onto I-77 are now causing gridlock in the cereal aisle. “It’s identical behavior,” one researcher…
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CMPD Gives Up
UPTOWN — CMPD gave up on Thursday morning, marking the official end of law enforcement in the region just 72 hours into the tenure of new Chief Estella…
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Wells Fargo Lays Off Entire Company
CHARLOTTE — Wells Fargo announced Monday morning that it will be laying off the entire company, effective immediately, in what executives are calling “a natural continuation of our…
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Local Man Wants Off This Goddamn I-77 Express Lane Right Goddamn Now
I-77 — A local man wants to get off this I-77 express lane as soon as goddamn possible, sources confirmed to The Charlotten. The man, who entered the…
Saturday, September 5, 2026