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Waxhaw Officially Rebrands As “The Big ’Haw”
THE BIG ‘HAW — The Town of Waxhaw has officially rebranded itself as “The Big ’Haw,” bringing a controversial, years-long branding saga to a triumphant conclusion. Banners featuring…
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Charlotte Man Still Has Three More Summers Left This Year
CHARLOTTE — As fall officially begins today, Sept. 22, a Charlotte man has realized he still has at least three more summers left this year. “I understand that…
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CMS Named One Of The School Systems Of All Time
UPTOWN — On Saturday, Charlotte-Mecklenburg Schools (CMS) was officially recognized as one of the school systems of all time, joining an exclusive list that includes other school systems.…
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SCarowinds Unveils New Horror Maze: South Carolina
CAROWINDS — SCarowinds officials announced Monday their most ambitious and terrifyingly realistic attraction to date: a full-scale immersive horror maze simply titled, “South Carolina”. Park officials confirmed that…
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Area Man Confident He Would Have Disarmed Light Rail Attacker
PLAZA MIDWOOD — A guy with a car for a profile picture confirmed Wednesday that he “absolutely would have disarmed the attacker” if he had been on the…
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Study: 20% Of Light Rail Riders Don’t Buy Tickets, Other 80% Lying
UPTOWN — A study conducted by CATS, released on Monday, revealed that most people just “straight up don’t fuckin’ bother” buying a ticket for the light rail. According…
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