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Not One To Be Outdone, Bank Of America Slaps Own Giant Sign On Uptown Tower
UPTOWN — Not one to be outdone by Wells Fargo’s controversial new signage, Bank of America has officially installed its own glowing red letters atop the city’s most…
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Rock Hill Renamed Rock Bottom
ROCK BOTTOM, SC — The city formerly known as Rock Hill will now be called “Rock Bottom,” effective immediately. No explanation was given, because none was needed.
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CLT Airport Men’s Bathrooms Officially Classified As War Zones
CONCOURSE STALINGRAD— The United Nations voted unanimously on Monday to classify the men’s restrooms at Charlotte Douglas International Airport as active war zones, citing “ongoing hostilities, a total…
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City’s Comic Book Villains Meet On Top Of Bank Of America Tower To Discuss Evil Schemes, Nefarious Plots
TOP SPIRE OF DOOM — The Green Goblin, Lex Luthor, Man Ray, and Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan convened Monday morning atop the Bank of America Tower…
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Uptown Adds Third Functional Nightclub For People To Stand Around On Their Phones
UPTOWN — A new nightclub is opening this weekend in Uptown for more people to stand around on their phones, The Charlotten confirmed Friday morning. Retro Bar, a “throwback” two-level…
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Local Man Honked At For Refusing To Die Making Left Turn
UNIVERISTY CITY — A man who valued his life was honked at Thursday morning for declining to take what witnesses are calling a life-ending left turn onto University…
Wednesday, July 22, 2026