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Asshole Ruins Fourth of July With Harris Teeter Fireworks
HUNTERSVILLE — An asshole reportedly ruined an entire Fourth of July gathering Thursday night after
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Duke Energy CEO Just Called You, Laughed, And Hung Up
As Charlotte temperatures hit record highs this week, Duke Energy executive Harry Sideris reportedly called
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Charlotte Runs Out Of Women
City officials confirmed early Thursday that Charlotte has officially run out of women. The shortage,
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Man Emerges From Lake Norman With New Head
A man reportedly grew a second head after a brief swim in Lake Norman on
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Shithead Just Ordered Taco Bell Via Drone
CHARLOTTE — A shithead in South Charlotte became one of the first people in the
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CLT Airport Workers to Begin Body-Slamming Drivers in Idle Vehicles
EASTSIDE — After decades of politely whistling at drivers who stop for more than 1.4
Wednesday, April 22, 2026