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ICE Detains Iconic Uptown Statue On Suspicion Of Being “Too Foreign-Looking”
UPTOWN — ICE agents reportedly detained the mirrored statue outside the Bechtler Museum on Saturday after deeming it “suspiciously international.” Witnesses say the agents approached the towering, chrome…
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Hot Realtor Moms Now Outnumber Homes In Charlotte
CHARLOTTE — City officials confirmed Thursday that hot realtor moms are now spawning in Charlotte every three seconds, despite there only being actually only one home left to…
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Asshole Ruins Fourth of July With Harris Teeter Fireworks
HUNTERSVILLE — An asshole reportedly ruined an entire Fourth of July gathering Thursday night after showing up with fireworks purchased from Harris Teeter. Witnesses said the show lasted…
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Duke Energy CEO Just Called You, Laughed, And Hung Up
As Charlotte temperatures hit record highs this week, Duke Energy executive Harry Sideris reportedly called your personal number, laughed for several seconds, and ended the call. No explanation…
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Charlotte Runs Out Of Women
City officials confirmed early Thursday that Charlotte has officially run out of women. The shortage, which experts say has been quietly building for years, reached a critical threshold…
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Man Emerges From Lake Norman With New Head
A man reportedly grew a second head after a brief swim in Lake Norman on Wednesday. It was 97 degrees in Charlotte. With no boat and limited judgment,…
Saturday, June 6, 2026