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Local Man On I-77 Better See Flames If He’s Been Sitting In This Shit For 35 Minutes
CHARLOTTE — After spending over 35 minutes in slow-moving traffic on I-77, local man Kyle Brenner confirmed that he “better see flames” at the end of this or…
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In My Defense, That Fake NCDMV Text Was Really Convincing
BALLANTYNE — “After officially liquidating my entire savings for what turned out to be a very convincing scam, I’ve come to terms with the fact that I had…
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“We Fucked Up”: City Quietly Uninstalls New Wells Fargo Sign
Less than a month after installing a massive Wells Fargo sign atop 550 South Tryon, city officials have already begun taking it down for the simple reason that…
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ICE Detains Iconic Uptown Statue On Suspicion Of Being “Too Foreign-Looking”
UPTOWN — ICE agents reportedly detained the mirrored statue outside the Bechtler Museum on Saturday after deeming it “suspiciously international.” Witnesses say the agents approached the towering, chrome…
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Hot Realtor Moms Now Outnumber Homes In Charlotte
CHARLOTTE — City officials confirmed Thursday that hot realtor moms are now spawning in Charlotte every three seconds, despite there only being actually only one home left to…
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Asshole Ruins Fourth of July With Harris Teeter Fireworks
HUNTERSVILLE — An asshole reportedly ruined an entire Fourth of July gathering Thursday night after showing up with fireworks purchased from Harris Teeter. Witnesses said the show lasted…
Wednesday, July 22, 2026