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Affordable Housing Project In NoDa To Threaten Town’s Status As Hub For Stupid, Colorful Apartments
NoDa — A new affordable housing project is set to break ground in NoDa this weekend, threatening the district’s identity as Charlotte’s capital of overpriced, Wiggles-colored apartments with…
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Opinion: What the Fuck Is That One Sculpture in Uptown Supposed to Be? 5 Ideas
UPTOWN — Every time I pass this thing, I have to ask myself: What the fuck? Why does it look like that? Is it a warning? A prophecy?…
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Local Hero, Drunk, Just Devoured Entire Halal Cart Meal In Under 60 Seconds
UPTOWN — An absolute fucking legend last night obliterated a Halal Cart lamb gyro in 56.21 seconds, all while reportedly “beyond inebriated,” local sources confirmed. The hero, a…
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As Earth Explodes, Axios Charlotte Releases List of Top 10 New Breweries to Check Out
CHARLOTTE — Despite Earth’s catastrophic explosion on Wednesday, Axios Charlotte remained undeterred, publishing yet another listicle of Queen City hotspots where you can shovel overpriced slop into your…
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6 Date Ideas In Charlotte On A Friday Night
Looking for romance in the Queen City? Whether it’s thrills, overpriced cocktails, or narrowly avoiding death, Charlotte has the perfect date night for you. 1. Take Exit 3A…
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Dude In Truck Tailgating You On I-77 Just Wants To Feel Seen
I-77 — The guy in the lifted F-150 riding your bumper, blinding you with his plasma-grade high beams as you go 10 MPH over the speed limit, is…






