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Huge Loser Just Paid $20 For A Shot In South End
SOUTH END — A South End man was reportedly seen paying $20 for a single shot at a bar in South End, in an event locals are calling…
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Lynx Train Will Now Incinerate All Cars Blocking Its Path, Vowing To Leave “Nothing But Ashes” In Its Wake
UPTOWN — The Charlotte Area Transit System (CATS) announced on Sunday that Charlotte’s Lynx Blue Line will soon be outfitted with thermonuclear-grade annihilation lasers to “incinerate the shit”…
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Uptown To Be Replaced By Giant, 30-Story High Pile Of Abandoned Lime Scooters
UPTOWN — The Charlotte City Council voted on Thursday to adorn the city skyline with a gargantuan, towering stack of abandoned Lime scooters, purportedly in a move to…
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‘Nothing To Do Here’, Says Charlotte Local Who Never Leaves Room
UNIVERSITY — A University man, who the Charlotten was able to snag for an interview at a local Harris Teeter, has recently gone on record saying that there…
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Charlotte City Council Votes Unanimously To Increase Radiance of Truist Building By 10,000 Lumens
UPTOWN – In a stunning display of unity, the Charlotte City Council voted unanimously last night to turn the city’s iconic Truist Building into a veritable beacon of…
Saturday, June 6, 2026