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As Earth Explodes, Axios Charlotte Releases List of Top 10 New Breweries to Check Out
CHARLOTTE — Despite Earth’s catastrophic explosion on Wednesday, Axios Charlotte remained undeterred, publishing yet another listicle of Queen City hotspots where you can shovel overpriced slop into your…
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6 Date Ideas In Charlotte On A Friday Night
Looking for romance in the Queen City? Whether it’s thrills, overpriced cocktails, or narrowly avoiding death, Charlotte has the perfect date night for you. 1. Take Exit 3A…
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Dude In Truck Tailgating You On I-77 Just Wants To Feel Seen
I-77 — The guy in the lifted F-150 riding your bumper, blinding you with his plasma-grade high beams as you go 10 MPH over the speed limit, is…
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God: Man Yelling ‘Jesus Saves’ In Uptown Ranks Among My Most Annoying Creations
UPTOWN — On Friday, God announced that, among all His creations since the dawn of time, He least prefers those who scream “Jesus Saves” into megaphones at Trade…
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Thom Tillis Seen Wiping Ass With Stack Of Letters From Concerned Constituents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what political analysts are calling “the most honest moment of his career,” Senator Thom Tillis was reportedly seen wiping his own ass with a…
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Panhandler On N Tryon Knows You See Them Standing There
EVERY INTERSECTION ON N TRYON SREET — A panhandler on N Tryon Street today confirmed that he knew that you saw him standing there, despite your pathetic attempts…
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