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U.S. Adds Preferred Parking To List Of Global Terrorist Organizations
UPTOWN — The U.S. Department of State formally added the Charlotte-based company Preferred Parking to […]
Pathetic Immune System Once Again Defeated By Tree Cum
EVERYWHERE — As pollen levels across the Queen City surged into the visible spectrum this […]
City Just Sorta Moves OnFrom All That Sycamore Stuff
SOUTH END — The city of Charlotte on Thursday more or less agreed that it […]
Bird Pizzeria Announces New Slogan: “Fuck You, Eat Somewhere Else”
OPTIMIST PARK — Nationally renowned pizza joint Bird Pizzeria has announced a bold new slogan […]
Axios Charlotte Launches ‘Smart Brevity’ Obituaries To Help You Grieve In 30 Seconds Or Less
The Lede: 🪦 No one has time to mourn properly in this economy. That’s why […]
Spectrum Center Unveils ‘Reserved VIP Parking’ For LaMelo Ball
UPTOWN — Spectrum Center officials have officially designated a 40-foot “debris radius” in front of […]
Charlotte Observer Sold For Paper Clip And Half A Bojangles Biscuit
UPTOWN — The Charlotte Observer has officially been acquired for a single paper clip and […]
Dating In Charlotte: By The Numbers
In honor of Valentine’s Day, The Charlotten has conducted a comprehensive review of Charlotte’s romantic […]
NCDOT: I-77 Must Ultimately Resemble A Delicious Lasagna
Charlotte — NCDOT officials unveiled a $3.2B vision for I-77 South this week, outlining a […]