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Not One To Be Outdone, Bank Of America Slaps Own Giant Sign On Uptown Tower
UPTOWN — Not one to be outdone by Wells Fargo’s controversial new signage, Bank of […]
Rock Hill Renamed Rock Bottom
ROCK BOTTOM, SC — The city formerly known as Rock Hill will now be called […]
City’s Comic Book Villains Meet On Top Of Bank Of America Tower To Discuss Evil Schemes, Nefarious Plots
TOP SPIRE OF DOOM — The Green Goblin, Lex Luthor, Man Ray, and Bank of […]
Uptown Adds Third Functional Nightclub For People To Stand Around On Their Phones
UPTOWN — A new nightclub is opening this weekend in Uptown for more people to […]
Great Lake Norman Garbage Patch Now Visible From Space
LAKE NORMAN — Lake Norman’s gigantic mound of yeti coolers, rusted farm tools, coal ash, […]
Skyline Gonna Be Chartreuse Tonight Because Fuck You
TOP FLOOR OF BANK OF AMERICA TOWER — City officials confirmed Thursday night’s skyline will […]
Very Secure And Stable Individual Seen Driving Slingshot Around Uptown
UPTOWN — An individual of unquestionably sound mind was seen Monday afternoon driving a bright […]
Concord-Padgett Airport Now Offering Direct Flights to Charlotte Douglas
CONCORD — In a move officials are calling a “major breakthrough in regional transit,” Concord-Padgett […]
“I Live In Charlotte,” Says Dumbass In Huntersville
HUNTERSVILLE, NC — Local dumbass Tyler McMullen, who very clearly resides in Huntersville, once again […]