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Man Emerges From Lake Norman With New Head
A man reportedly grew a second head after a brief swim in Lake Norman on […]
Shithead Just Ordered Taco Bell Via Drone
CHARLOTTE — A shithead in South Charlotte became one of the first people in the […]
CLT Airport Workers to Begin Body-Slamming Drivers in Idle Vehicles
EASTSIDE — After decades of politely whistling at drivers who stop for more than 1.4 […]
Charlotte Man Driving Rainy, NightRoads Just Guessing At This Point
CHARLOTTE, NC — As rain continued to fall across the Queen City early Tuesday morning, […]
Explained: Lovin’ Life Music Festival
Charlotte’s newest music festival is coming back in hot with a vague name, questionable headliners, […]
OMB Announces New Child-Friendly Beer
In response to increasing demand from its youngest customer base, Olde Mecklenburg Brewery announced Tuesday […]
Charlotte Man Just Tipped 25% For Someone Handing Him A Muffin
UPTOWN — In what experts are calling “the quietest financial collapse of the week,” 31-year-old […]
Guy Who Complains About DMV Wait Times Will Gladly Sit In 2AMCook Out Drive-Thru For Three Hours
SOUTH END — Charlotte resident Ryan White, 27, says he has “no patience for bureaucracy,” […]
Local Man Just Relieved He Doesn’t Live In South Carolina
PLAZA MIDWOOD — After reading yet another headline involving alligators, a car chase, and a […]