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As Earth Explodes, Axios Charlotte Releases List of Top 10 New Breweries to Check Out
CHARLOTTE — Despite Earth’s catastrophic explosion on Wednesday, Axios Charlotte remained undeterred, publishing yet another […]
6 Date Ideas In Charlotte On A Friday Night
Looking for romance in the Queen City? Whether it’s thrills, overpriced cocktails, or narrowly avoiding […]
Dude In Truck Tailgating You On I-77 Just Wants To Feel Seen
I-77 — The guy in the lifted F-150 riding your bumper, blinding you with his […]
God: Man Yelling ‘Jesus Saves’ In Uptown Ranks Among My Most Annoying Creations
UPTOWN — On Friday, God announced that, among all His creations since the dawn of […]
Romare Bearden Park Ranked Among Fastest-Growing Places In The U.S For Dogs To Take A Fat Shit
UPTOWN — Romare Bearden Park has been named one of America’s fastest-growing destinations for dogs […]
Famished Prairie Schooner Caravan Reaches Gate A39 After Perilous, Three-Day Airport Trek
WEST CHARLOTTE — A beleaguered Charlotte family on Friday successfully completed a long, torturous journey […]
‘I Never Doubted Bryce Young’, Says Local Man Who Doubted Bryce Young
PINEVILLE — A local Charlotte man told The Charlotten that he is “not surprised” by […]
Migratory Warbler Pissed That Charlotte’s Low Cost of Living Turned Out to Be a Lie
NODA – A migratory yellow-rumped warbler is pissed after realizing Charlotte’s so-called “affordable cost of […]
Huge Loser Just Paid $20 For A Shot In South End
SOUTH END — A South End man was reportedly seen paying $20 for a single […]