CLT-DOUGLAS — Frontier on Monday added a new route from Charlotte that may or may […]
Category: Traffic
CATS CEO Gently Reminds People Not To Stab Each Other
UPTOWN — Amid another stabbing on the Blue Line last week, CATS CEO Brent Cagle held […]
Charlotte Drivers Somehow Even Worse At Operating Grocery Carts
UPTOWN — Charlotte officials confirmed Thursday that the same people who can’t merge onto I-77 […]
Local Man Wants Off This Goddamn I-77 Express Lane Right Goddamn Now
I-77 — A local man wants to get off this I-77 express lane as soon […]
Despite Raiding Every Church In Charlotte, Border Patrol Admits They Still Haven’t Found Jesus
EAST CHARLOTTE — Border Patrol officials announced Monday that, after a weekend of visiting nearly […]
City Unveils $25 Billion Plan To Push Airport Closer To Light Rail
WESTSIDE — After years of complaints about Charlotte’s lack of transit options to the airport, […]
“This City Has Gone To Shit,” Says Charlotte Resident Who’s Been Here For 2 Years
SOUTHE END — A Redditor who moved to Charlotte in 2023 is now fully convinced […]
Study: 20% Of Light Rail Riders Don’t Buy Tickets, Other 80% Lying
UPTOWN — A study conducted by CATS, released on Monday, revealed that most people just […]
Very Secure And Stable Individual Seen Driving Slingshot Around Uptown
UPTOWN — An individual of unquestionably sound mind was seen Monday afternoon driving a bright […]
Concord-Padgett Airport Now Offering Direct Flights to Charlotte Douglas
CONCORD — In a move officials are calling a “major breakthrough in regional transit,” Concord-Padgett […]