WESTSIDE — After years of complaints about Charlotte’s lack of transit options to the airport, […]
Category: Traffic
“This City Has Gone To Shit,” Says Charlotte Resident Who’s Been Here For 2 Years
SOUTHE END — A Redditor who moved to Charlotte in 2023 is now fully convinced […]
Study: 20% Of Light Rail Riders Don’t Buy Tickets, Other 80% Lying
UPTOWN — A study conducted by CATS, released on Monday, revealed that most people just […]
Very Secure And Stable Individual Seen Driving Slingshot Around Uptown
UPTOWN — An individual of unquestionably sound mind was seen Monday afternoon driving a bright […]
Concord-Padgett Airport Now Offering Direct Flights to Charlotte Douglas
CONCORD — In a move officials are calling a “major breakthrough in regional transit,” Concord-Padgett […]
Local Man On I-77 Better See Flames If He’s Been Sitting In This Shit For 35 Minutes
CHARLOTTE — After spending over 35 minutes in slow-moving traffic on I-77, local man Kyle […]
In My Defense, That Fake NCDMV Text Was Really Convincing
BALLANTYNE — “After officially liquidating my entire savings for what turned out to be a […]
Shithead Just Ordered Taco Bell Via Drone
CHARLOTTE — A shithead in South Charlotte became one of the first people in the […]
CLT Airport Workers to Begin Body-Slamming Drivers in Idle Vehicles
EASTSIDE — After decades of politely whistling at drivers who stop for more than 1.4 […]
Explained: Lovin’ Life Music Festival
Charlotte’s newest music festival is coming back in hot with a vague name, questionable headliners, […]