6 Date Ideas In Charlotte On A Friday Night
Looking for romance in the Queen City? Whether it’s thrills, overpriced cocktails, or narrowly avoiding death, Charlotte has the perfect date night for you. 1. Take Exit 3A Together Test…
Dude In Truck Tailgating You On I-77 Just Wants To Feel Seen
I-77 — The guy in the lifted F-150 riding your bumper, blinding you with his plasma-grade high beams as you go 10 MPH over the speed limit, is simply desperate…
God: Man Yelling ‘Jesus Saves’ In Uptown Ranks Among My Most Annoying Creations
UPTOWN — On Friday, God announced that, among all His creations since the dawn of time, He least prefers those who scream "Jesus Saves" into megaphones at Trade and Tryon…
Thom Tillis Seen Wiping Ass With Stack Of Letters From Concerned Constituents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what political analysts are calling "the most honest moment of his career," Senator Thom Tillis was reportedly seen wiping his own ass with a towering stack…
Charlotte City Council Votes Unanimously To Increase Radiance of Truist Building By 10,000 Lumens
UPTOWN – In a stunning display of unity, the Charlotte City Council voted unanimously last…
‘Nothing To Do Here’, Says Charlotte Local Who Never Leaves Room
UNIVERSITY — A University man, who the Charlotten was able to snag for an interview…
Uptown To Be Replaced By Giant, 30-Story High Pile Of Abandoned Lime Scooters
UPTOWN — The Charlotte City Council voted on Thursday to adorn the city skyline with…