Mint Museum Unveils New Exhibit of Completely Blank Canvases
UPTOWN — The Mint Museum’s latest exhibition, "Untouched Masterpieces," pushes the boundaries of artistic expression with a daring collection of entirely blank canvases, finally giving Charlotte residents the chance to…
Affordable Housing Project In NoDa To Threaten Town’s Status As Hub For Stupid, Colorful Apartments
NoDa — A new affordable housing project is set to break ground in NoDa this weekend, threatening the district's identity as Charlotte’s capital of overpriced, Wiggles-colored apartments with stupid names…
Opinion: What the Fuck Is That One Sculpture in Uptown Supposed to Be? 5 Ideas
UPTOWN — Every time I pass this thing, I have to ask myself: What the fuck? Why does it look like that? Is it a warning? A prophecy? A mistake…
Local Hero, Drunk, Just Devoured Entire Halal Cart Meal In Under 60 Seconds
UPTOWN — An absolute fucking legend last night obliterated a Halal Cart lamb gyro in 56.21 seconds, all while reportedly “beyond inebriated,” local sources confirmed. The hero, a 25-year-old who…
Charlotte City Council Votes Unanimously To Increase Radiance of Truist Building By 10,000 Lumens
UPTOWN – In a stunning display of unity, the Charlotte City Council voted unanimously last…
‘Nothing To Do Here’, Says Charlotte Local Who Never Leaves Room
UNIVERSITY — A University man, who the Charlotten was able to snag for an interview…
Uptown To Be Replaced By Giant, 30-Story High Pile Of Abandoned Lime Scooters
UPTOWN — The Charlotte City Council voted on Thursday to adorn the city skyline with…