Duke Energy CEO Just Called You, Laughed, And Hung Up
As Charlotte temperatures hit record highs this week, Duke Energy executive Harry Sideris reportedly called your personal number, laughed for several seconds, and ended the call. No explanation was given.…
Charlotte Runs Out Of Women
City officials confirmed early Thursday that Charlotte has officially run out of women. The shortage, which experts say has been quietly building for years, reached a critical threshold around 8:15…
Man Emerges From Lake Norman With New Head
A man reportedly grew a second head after a brief swim in Lake Norman on Wednesday. It was 97 degrees in Charlotte. With no boat and limited judgment, the man…
Shithead Just Ordered Taco Bell Via Drone
CHARLOTTE — A shithead in South Charlotte became one of the first people in the city to receive Taco Bell via drone on Thursday. The delivery, part of a new…
Local Man Just Relieved He Doesn’t Live In South Carolina
PLAZA MIDWOOD — After reading yet another headline involving alligators, a car chase, and a…
Opinion: What the Fuck Is That One Sculpture in Uptown Supposed to Be? 5 Ideas
UPTOWN — Every time I pass this thing, I have to ask myself: What the…
As Earth Explodes, Axios Charlotte Releases List of Top 10 New Breweries to Check Out
CHARLOTTE — Despite Earth’s catastrophic explosion on Wednesday, Axios Charlotte remained undeterred, publishing yet another…