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Explained: Lovin’ Life Music Festival

Charlotte’s newest music festival is coming back in hot with a vague name, questionable headliners, and logistics courtesy of the same minds behind South End parking. The Axios Charlotten has…

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OMB Announces New Child-Friendly Beer 

In response to increasing demand from its youngest customer base, Olde Mecklenburg Brewery announced Tuesday the release of its first child-friendly beer, a non-alcoholic kölsch “designed for the under-5 crowd.”…

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Charlotte Man Just Tipped 25% For Someone Handing Him A Muffin

UPTOWN — In what experts are calling “the quietest financial collapse of the week,” 31-year-old Evan Landry reportedly tipped 25% on a $3.25 muffin after the cashier turned the payment…

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Guy Who Complains About DMV Wait Times Will Gladly Sit In 2AMCook Out Drive-Thru For Three Hours

SOUTH END — Charlotte resident Ryan White, 27, says he has “no patience for bureaucracy,” yet regularly waits up to 2.5 hours for a tray of food at the Cook…

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Local Man Just Relieved He Doesn’t Live In South Carolina

PLAZA MIDWOOD — After reading yet another headline involving alligators, a car chase, and a…

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Opinion: What the Fuck Is That One Sculpture in Uptown Supposed to Be? 5 Ideas

UPTOWN — Every time I pass this thing, I have to ask myself: What the…

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As Earth Explodes, Axios Charlotte Releases List of Top 10 New Breweries to Check Out

CHARLOTTE — Despite Earth’s catastrophic explosion on Wednesday, Axios Charlotte remained undeterred, publishing yet another…

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