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Bird Pizzeria Announces New Slogan: “Fuck You, Eat Somewhere Else”
OPTIMIST PARK — Nationally renowned pizza joint Bird Pizzeria has announced a bold new slogan telling customers to generally fuck off and stop trying to eat there. “We’ve…
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Axios Charlotte Launches ‘Smart Brevity’ Obituaries To Help You Grieve In 30 Seconds Or Less
The Lede: 🪦 No one has time to mourn properly in this economy. That’s why Axios Charlotte is disrupting the funeral industry with a new, bulleted obituary format…
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“We Will Rebuild”: Huntersville Parents Hold Vigil After Twerkdale Incident
HUNTERSVILLE — Huntersville parents gathered on Sunday night to reflect and reaffirm their values following the one-week anniversary of the now-viral Birkdale Village “Twerkdale” incident. “It’s not just…
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Spectrum Center Unveils ‘Reserved VIP Parking’ For LaMelo Ball
UPTOWN — Spectrum Center officials have officially designated a 40-foot “debris radius” in front of the arena’s main entrance as a permanent Reserved VIP Parking Zone for All-Star…
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Charlotte Observer Sold For Paper Clip And Half A Bojangles Biscuit
UPTOWN — The Charlotte Observer has officially been acquired for a single paper clip and a half-eaten Bojangles Cajun Filet biscuit. Founded in 1886, The Observer chronicled Charlotte’s…
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Dating In Charlotte: By The Numbers
In honor of Valentine’s Day, The Charlotten has conducted a comprehensive review of Charlotte’s romantic ecosystem.
Tuesday, July 21, 2026