UPTOWN — The city of Charlotte has announced a new initiative to install free bulletproof […]
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In My Defense, That Fake NCDMV Text Was Really Convincing
BALLANTYNE — “After officially liquidating my entire savings for what turned out to be a […]
“We Fucked Up”: City Quietly Uninstalls New Wells Fargo Sign
Less than a month after installing a massive Wells Fargo sign atop 550 South Tryon, […]
ICE Detains Iconic Uptown Statue On Suspicion Of Being “Too Foreign-Looking”
UPTOWN — ICE agents reportedly detained the mirrored statue outside the Bechtler Museum on Saturday […]
Hot Realtor Moms Now Outnumber Homes In Charlotte
CHARLOTTE — City officials confirmed Thursday that hot realtor moms are now spawning in Charlotte […]
Asshole Ruins Fourth of July With Harris Teeter Fireworks
HUNTERSVILLE — An asshole reportedly ruined an entire Fourth of July gathering Thursday night after […]
Duke Energy CEO Just Called You, Laughed, And Hung Up
As Charlotte temperatures hit record highs this week, Duke Energy executive Harry Sideris reportedly called […]
Man Emerges From Lake Norman With New Head
A man reportedly grew a second head after a brief swim in Lake Norman on […]
Shithead Just Ordered Taco Bell Via Drone
CHARLOTTE — A shithead in South Charlotte became one of the first people in the […]
CLT Airport Workers to Begin Body-Slamming Drivers in Idle Vehicles
EASTSIDE — After decades of politely whistling at drivers who stop for more than 1.4 […]