CHARLOTTE — Amid recent federal enforcement activity in the Charlotte area, officials clarified this week […]
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Myth vs Fact: Border Patrol In Charlotte
There’s been some uncertainty in Charlotte this week. The Charlotten is here to clear up […]
Charlotte Launches Massive Air Strikes On Raleigh
CHARLOTTE — A predawn rocket barrage from Charlotte struck downtown Raleigh on Friday, escalating hostilities […]
Local Man Does His Part By Declaring Protests Don’t Work
HUNTERSVILLE — A man who did not attend the No Kings march in Uptown says […]
Charlotte Runs Out Of Friends
CHARLOTTE — Charlotte officially ran out of friends Monday morning, prompting thousands of residents to […]
Harry, We Can End This Torture Right Now If You Just Tell MeWhere The Free Sugar Cookies Went
UNDISCLOSED WAREHOUSE AT CAMP NORTH END — Harry, Harry, Harry. Why make this any harder […]
Area Man Confident He Would Have Disarmed Light Rail Attacker
PLAZA MIDWOOD — A guy with a car for a profile picture confirmed Wednesday that […]
CLT Airport Men’s Bathrooms Officially Classified As War Zones
CONCOURSE STALINGRAD— The United Nations voted unanimously on Monday to classify the men’s restrooms at […]
Local Man Honked At For Refusing To Die Making Left Turn
UNIVERISTY CITY — A man who valued his life was honked at Thursday morning for […]
Uptown Will Soon Offer Complimentary Bulletproof Vests
UPTOWN — The city of Charlotte has announced a new initiative to install free bulletproof […]