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Explained: Lovin’ Life Music Festival

Charlotte’s newest music festival is coming back in hot with a vague name, questionable headliners, and logistics courtesy of the same minds behind South End parking. The Axios Charlotten has you covered.

1. What’s happening:
Charlotte is hosting the “Lovin Life Festival,” a three-day music event no one asked for.

2. The lineup:

  • 90% of the artists are completely unrecognizable.
  • Headliners include The Wiggles, a hologram of David Tepper, and a guy with a guitar we found outside a NoDa brewery.
  • One guy who opened for a guy who once opened for Mumford and Sons.

3. Getting there:

  • CMPD will place traffic cones “strategically” across Uptown.
  • No one knows what they’re for.
  • You will be yelled at regardless of what lane you choose.

4. The vibe:

  • Overpriced beer.
  • Sunburn.
  • At least one person loudly explaining that they actually liked the opener better.

5. The name:

  • It’s called “Lovin Life.”
  • It’s not clear if this is satire.
  • Feels like something your divorced uncle gets tattooed on his forearm.
  • We hate it.

6. The bottom line:
Tickets start at $300. Hope you like traffic and being slightly too old for this.