UPTOWN — A study conducted by CATS, released on Monday, revealed that most people just […]
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Myth vs Fact: Charlotte Primary Election 2025
Charlotte’s 2025 primary is here, and we’re busting some common myths about City Council and what’s on the ballot.
Kannapolis Researchers Discover 37th Method Of Planting Corn
KANNAPOLIS, NC — Researchers at that weird liminal palace by the Kannapolis Amtrak station have […]
Myth vs. Fact: Labor In Charlotte
Happy Labor Day, Charlotte. To celebrate, we’re dispelling some common myths about labor in the Queen City.
Not One To Be Outdone, Bank Of America Slaps Own Giant Sign On Uptown Tower
UPTOWN — Not one to be outdone by Wells Fargo’s controversial new signage, Bank of […]
Rock Hill Renamed Rock Bottom
ROCK BOTTOM, SC — The city formerly known as Rock Hill will now be called […]
CLT Airport Men’s Bathrooms Officially Classified As War Zones
CONCOURSE STALINGRAD— The United Nations voted unanimously on Monday to classify the men’s restrooms at […]
City’s Comic Book Villains Meet On Top Of Bank Of America Tower To Discuss Evil Schemes, Nefarious Plots
TOP SPIRE OF DOOM — The Green Goblin, Lex Luthor, Man Ray, and Bank of […]
Uptown Adds Third Functional Nightclub For People To Stand Around On Their Phones
UPTOWN — A new nightclub is opening this weekend in Uptown for more people to […]
Local Man Honked At For Refusing To Die Making Left Turn
UNIVERISTY CITY — A man who valued his life was honked at Thursday morning for […]