Happy Labor Day, Charlotte. To celebrate, we’re dispelling some common myths about labor in the Queen City.
Author: The Charlotten
Not One To Be Outdone, Bank Of America Slaps Own Giant Sign On Uptown Tower
UPTOWN — Not one to be outdone by Wells Fargo’s controversial new signage, Bank of […]
Rock Hill Renamed Rock Bottom
ROCK BOTTOM, SC — The city formerly known as Rock Hill will now be called […]
CLT Airport Men’s Bathrooms Officially Classified As War Zones
CONCOURSE STALINGRAD— The United Nations voted unanimously on Monday to classify the men’s restrooms at […]
City’s Comic Book Villains Meet On Top Of Bank Of America Tower To Discuss Evil Schemes, Nefarious Plots
TOP SPIRE OF DOOM — The Green Goblin, Lex Luthor, Man Ray, and Bank of […]
Uptown Adds Third Functional Nightclub For People To Stand Around On Their Phones
UPTOWN — A new nightclub is opening this weekend in Uptown for more people to […]
Local Man Honked At For Refusing To Die Making Left Turn
UNIVERISTY CITY — A man who valued his life was honked at Thursday morning for […]
Great Lake Norman Garbage Patch Now Visible From Space
LAKE NORMAN — Lake Norman’s gigantic mound of yeti coolers, rusted farm tools, coal ash, […]
Skyline Gonna Be Chartreuse Tonight Because Fuck You
TOP FLOOR OF BANK OF AMERICA TOWER — City officials confirmed Thursday night’s skyline will […]
Very Secure And Stable Individual Seen Driving Slingshot Around Uptown
UPTOWN — An individual of unquestionably sound mind was seen Monday afternoon driving a bright […]