UPTOWN — Jousters from the Carolina Renaissance Festival will be deployed to patrol Uptown Charlotte […]
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Waxhaw Officially Rebrands As “The Big ’Haw”
THE BIG ‘HAW — The Town of Waxhaw has officially rebranded itself as “The Big […]
Charlotte Man Still Has Three More Summers Left This Year
CHARLOTTE — As fall officially begins today, Sept. 22, a Charlotte man has realized he […]
Kannapolis Researchers Discover 37th Method Of Planting Corn
KANNAPOLIS, NC — Researchers at that weird liminal palace by the Kannapolis Amtrak station have […]
Great Lake Norman Garbage Patch Now Visible From Space
LAKE NORMAN — Lake Norman’s gigantic mound of yeti coolers, rusted farm tools, coal ash, […]
ICE Detains Iconic Uptown Statue On Suspicion Of Being “Too Foreign-Looking”
UPTOWN — ICE agents reportedly detained the mirrored statue outside the Bechtler Museum on Saturday […]
Thom Tillis Seen Wiping Ass With Stack Of Letters From Concerned Constituents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what political analysts are calling “the most honest moment of his […]